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Orlando’s Pizza
Date of Visit 10/18/25
🍕 Orlando’s Pizza: A Slice and a Splash of Delight 🍕
Ah, what a night! Before cheering on our heroes at the Battery Soccer game, my friends and I set off in search of pre-match sustenance. The stars aligned, and we found ourselves at Orlando’s Pizza in Mount Pleasant — a cozy kingdom of cheesy wonder. The pizza? Positively divine! The garlic knots? A buttery dream come true.
👃 Odor – 3 Golden Noses
The air was… neutral. No floral perfumes, no mysterious funk. Just pure, scentless serenity. A blank canvas for the nose, if you will.
✨ Sparkle and Shine – 4 Twinkling Stars
The restroom gleamed like a freshly polished crown jewel. The toilet and sink shone proudly under the lights — clearly cared for by the unseen guardians of cleanliness.
💦 Waters of Life – 5 Mighty Streams
The faucet, with its noble knobs, offered a strong, steady stream worthy of any royal handwash. The toilet’s flush? Powerful enough to banish even the mightiest of… uh… invaders. Truly, no trace left behind.
🧼 Washy Washy – 4 Soapy Suds
Knobs meant no motion sensor betrayal — a simple twist, and water flowed freely. The soap dispenser stood tall and full, ready to do its bubbly duty.
🧻 Paper Chase – 4 Rolls of Glory
Two rolls at the ready! And not that scratchy one-ply tragedy either — no, this was two-ply luxury for your royal tush. Comfort and quality hand in hand.
💨 Drying Chronicles – 4 Breezy Towels
No roaring dryer here, just a classy motion-sensor paper towel dispenser, ever generous with its bounty. Plenty of stock, no fear of the dreaded “no paper” panic.
🚶♂️ Floor Adventures – 5 Spotless Steps
The floor sparkled and shone — not a rogue tissue or splash in sight. A fine foundation for any bathroom quest.
🕯️ Ambience & Atmosphere – 4 Peaceful Portals
A solid lock and the sweet solitude of a single-person bathroom. You may take your time, dear traveler, for here you are safe and unseen.
🚽 Final Tally: 33 Golden Toilets!
Verdict:
Whether you’re here for a heavenly slice or a royal restroom experience, Orlando’s Pizza delivers. A gem for both your taste buds and your peace of mind. No complaints — only contentment (and maybe a happy little pizza burp).
